Meaty compilers
What I learned from this week's Debian Weekly News: If you don't enjoy beef, enterprising carnivores can compile their programs with chicken.
Oh. And for those wacky vegetarians, there's Open-COBOL. Sigh.
(Oh. And Drupal has security flaws and needs an upgrade.)
UPDATE: Ace of Penguins has been orphaned! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!